Sexy Travel Set $31
Give sensual massage, candle play and other tricks a bite-size try with this travel set that's perfect for out-of-town trysts.
Eggplant Emojibrator $32
If you like your cuffing season hookups or single-player-sessions with a side of internet culture, congratulations: You can now emojibate. Pleasure yourself or your partner with the classic eggplant emoji, or try the chili pepper variety to spice things up.
Afternoon Delight Candle $35
Let them know what's exactly on your mind in a less-than-subtle way with this scented candle that's sure to set the mood and arouse their senses.
Kink Starter Cards $20
Looking for some bedroom inspiration? It's in the cards—specifically this pack of 72, which features suggestions for sexytime actions, scenes, and accessories.
The Original Heart $179
Want some legit sexual healing? Look no further than Chakrubs, sex toys made entirely of pure crystal to pleasure your body and spirit. The Original Heart is comprised of rose quartz, which supposedly helps attract love and lower stress and tension in the heart.
Museum of Sex
Cum Rag $10.95
Nothing says you-so-fancy like having a custom-monogrammed and embroidered cum rag.
Intimate Hide and Seek Kit $35.00
Send your lover intimate messages — on your own skin. This flourescent body marker comes with a blacklight and non-stain ink that won't ruin your sheets.